I re-activated my Netflix account just so I could watch Batman Begins before Friday. I feel like I’m 6 again. For whatever reason (I’m guessing it was the costume), Batman was always my favorite superhero growing up. Superman didn’t appeal to me — he had no secret identity, he was afraid of rocks, and he lived in a world where no one was smart enough to realize Clark Kent was one session of lasik surgery away from being the “man of steel.”

He didnt’t impress me. Bruce Wayne? Now that dude was forreal.

- J Diaz