Haven’t you always wanted a real keyboard sewn into your jeans? If your answer to that question is no, then be glad — you’re normal. No, but really. Think about how much time these pants would save. Instead of having to bend over to reach your laptop keyboard, you can simply relax and type from your new keyboard pants without breaking a sweat.

And plus, you won’t look like a fool at all!

I’ve heard of tech-fashion, but I kind of assumed it would have nothing to do with typing on your crotch. If this is the future, I want no part of it. No part.

- J Diaz